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- Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?
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- Fun with the French
- Talk Radio - Ed Schultz
- Here is a collection of my Videos!
- Here is my favorite video from Las Vegas
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- Funny Stuff!
- How to visualize Michael Moore
- Much more on Page 2
Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a
Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and
charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40-caliber, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
.................................................................
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What do the European courts say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few a
days and try to come to a consensus.
................................................................
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
.................................................................
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
"Air America" has a popular talk show host "Ed Schultz" who has a large following.
On about August 17th, when Ed went to Crawford, Texas to witness the Cindy Shehan protest he remarked that he was "Deep in the heart of Dixie". Dixie? The heart of Dixie??? So I guess that Oklahoma and New Mexico are part of Dixie too since they are right next to Texas. He also repeated that remark the next day so apparently it was not a mistake, in his mind at least. I wonder if Alabamans also consider Texas to be the heart of Dixie. Pretty funny.
On August 24th, Ed commented that he didn't speak Cuban.
But getting down to some real issues, in late July, I loved his analysis of the "Private Accounts" proposal. He said:
"When you go to Las Vegas" .... [WHOA, wait a minute, when you are thinking retirement, Las Vegas is not the same thing as the stock market] .... "you don't go there hoping to win 2%, you want to at least double your money"
Yikes, the stock market is a game of craps? With good mutual funds, we hope to average 6-12% per year and avoid massive down years (like investing in internet stocks back in the late 1990s). I understand that Social Security earns about 1% per year. So what will it be? 6% per year or 1% per year? It doesn't sound like much on a one year basis but over the course of your working career, it means hundreds of thousands more to you.
Outside Links
- This is a moving experience. Check out "Blood of Heros"
- September 19th is a very big day and you probably will have a big party for it. Anyway, check out "Talk Like a Pirate Day".
- Tako the Octopus - This is not your conventional cooking. This one is hosted by Tako the Octopus. This is great stuff. Click on the "Deep Fried Live" section and then pick "Exotic Birds" on the right hand side for starters. There is a lot of download time but it is worth it.
- Avoid Getting Caught by the "Phishing" Scam
This is exciting stuff. This web site will represent the things I care about, the serious and the fun stuff, open for all to see. I will attempt to make you smile and get some enjoyment out of this and hope to make you come back for more to see what is new.
If you have any suggestions, I would love to hear them because I not only don't know all of the answers....Geez, I'm still trying to find out what the questions are!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What do the European courts say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few a days and try to come to a consensus.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
On about August 17th, when Ed went to Crawford, Texas to witness the Cindy Shehan protest he remarked that he was "Deep in the heart of Dixie". Dixie? The heart of Dixie??? So I guess that Oklahoma and New Mexico are part of Dixie too since they are right next to Texas. He also repeated that remark the next day so apparently it was not a mistake, in his mind at least. I wonder if Alabamans also consider Texas to be the heart of Dixie. Pretty funny.
On August 24th, Ed commented that he didn't speak Cuban.
But getting down to some real issues, in late July, I loved his analysis of the "Private Accounts" proposal. He said:
"When you go to Las Vegas" .... [WHOA, wait a minute, when you are thinking retirement, Las Vegas is not the same thing as the stock market] .... "you don't go there hoping to win 2%, you want to at least double your money"
Yikes, the stock market is a game of craps? With good mutual funds, we hope to average 6-12% per year and avoid massive down years (like investing in internet stocks back in the late 1990s). I understand that Social Security earns about 1% per year. So what will it be? 6% per year or 1% per year? It doesn't sound like much on a one year basis but over the course of your working career, it means hundreds of thousands more to you.
Outside Links
- This is a moving experience. Check out "Blood of Heros"
- September 19th is a very big day and you probably will have a big party for it. Anyway, check out "Talk Like a Pirate Day".
- Tako the Octopus - This is not your conventional cooking. This one is hosted by Tako the Octopus. This is great stuff. Click on the "Deep Fried Live" section and then pick "Exotic Birds" on the right hand side for starters. There is a lot of download time but it is worth it.
- Avoid Getting Caught by the "Phishing" Scam
This is exciting stuff. This web site will represent the things I care about, the serious and the fun stuff, open for all to see. I will attempt to make you smile and get some enjoyment out of this and hope to make you come back for more to see what is new.
If you have any suggestions, I would love to hear them because I not only don't know all of the answers....Geez, I'm still trying to find out what the questions are!
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